#muffin

How can you sit there, calmly eating muffins when we are in this horrible trouble, I can’t make out. You seem to me to be perfectly heartless." "Well, I can’t eat muffins in an agitated manner. The butter would probably get on my cuffs. One should always eat muffins quite calmly. It is the only way to eat them." "I say it’s perfectly heartless your eating muffins at all, under the circumstances. ↗

— Oscar Wilde

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#algy #calm #calmness #heartless #heartlessness

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. ↗

— Sara Blakely

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#baby #exist #i #muffin #now

A book reads the better which is our own, and has been so long known to us, that we know the topography of its blots, and dog's ears, and can trace the dirt in it to having read it at tea with buttered muffins. ↗

— Charles Lamb

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#better #blots #book #buttered #dirt