#mug

You can never prepare yourself enough to see your mug shot and DUI. ↗

— Tracey Gold

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#mug #never #prepare #see #shot

America is a hurricane, and the only people who do not hear the sound are those fortunate if incredibly stupid and smug White Protestants who live in the center, in the serene eye of the big wind. ↗

— Norman Mailer

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#big #center #eye #fortunate #hear

My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a quaker. ↗

— Woody Allen

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#i #instance #last #last night #luck