#news

Ideological warriors whether from the Left or the Right are bad news for the bench. They tend to make law, not interpret law. And that's not what any of us should want from our judges. ↗

— Charles Schumer

#bad #bad news #bench #ideological #interpret

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news. ↗

— David Sedaris

#big news #exaggerates #get #how #humorist

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#always #amazing #amount #day #every

The good news is, Americans know firsthand the benefits of a free market - more choices, lower prices, higher quality - and there is no reason why we cannot help them see these same benefits in health care. ↗

— John Shadegg

#cannot #care #choices #firsthand #free

Here's the good news. If I realize that I'm insane, then I'm okay with it. I'm not dangerous insane. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#good #good news #here #i #insane

The paramedic called the press and sold me like a loaf of bread. This was news, and he wanted to be the one to report it. ↗

— Charlie Sheen

#called #like #loaf #me #news

The proud man counts his newspaper clippings, the humble man his blessings. ↗

— Fulton J. Sheen

#clippings #counts #his #humble #man