#nos

Not only am I thinking about getting a nose job, but I’m also trying to get employment for the rest of my face. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #humor #nose-job #one-liner #funny

Isn't an agnostic just an atheist without balls? ↗

— Stephen Colbert

#atheist #balls #just #without

A thousand woodpeckers flew in through the window and settled themselves on Pinocchio's nose. ↗

— Carlo Collodi

#nose #pinocchio #settled #themselves #thousand

Agnosticism has nothing to impart. Its sermons are the exhortations of one who convinces you he stands on nothing and urges you to stand there too. ↗

— Anna Julia Cooper

#convinces #exhortations #impart #nothing #sermons

With Google I'm starting to burn out on knowing the answer to everything. People in the year 2020 are going to be nostalgic for the sensation of feeling clueless. ↗

— Doug Coupland

#burn #clueless #everything #feeling #going

I get a wild hair up my nose and I want to go. ↗

— Broderick Crawford

#go #hair #i #nose #up

If anybody doubts my loyalty to my country, I'll punch him in the nose, and I don't care how old he is. ↗

— William Wyler

#care #country #doubts #him #how

Hades," Kronos growled. "I hope you and the ladies have come to pledge your allegiance." "I'm afraid not." Hades sighed. "My son here convinced me that perhaps I should prioritize my list of enemies." He glanced at me with distaste. "As much as I dislike certainupstart demigods, it would not do for Olympus to fall. I would miss bickering with my siblings. And if there is one thing we agree on—it is that you were a TERRIBLE father. ↗

— Rick Riordan

#hades #kronos #family

Since I was a little child, my nose - I think it's too big. ↗

— Celine Dion

#child #i #i think #little #little child

He that has a great nose, thinks everybody is speaking of it. ↗

— Thomas Fuller

#great #nose #speaking #thinks