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Our favourite item was the balcony that overlooked the sea because it had an awning that you lowered by pressing an electric switch. The switch had two settings. You could either turn it to AUTO, in which case the awning lowered itself whenever the sun came out, or you could set it to MANUEL [sic], in which case, we assumed, a small, incompetent Spanish waiter came and did it for you.


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#salmon-of-doubt #spanish

And second, keep in mind that you are a weapon. In theory, when you're done with training, you should be able to kick a hole in a wall or knock out a moose with a single punch." "I would never hit a moose," said Clary. "They're endangered.


Cassandra Clare


#blood #clary-fray #demons #jace #magnus-bane

I think an autumnal theme would be nice. -Magnus ABORT! ABORT! Isabelle, are you insane? -Alec


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #postcards #autumn

I'm tired of watching you be in love with someone else someone who will never love you back, not the way I do.


Cassandra Clare


#sweet #love

I’m sorry I can’t do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.


Rick Riordan


#birthday #cute #kiss #lips #love

Odd, don't you think? I have seen war, and invasions and riots. I have heard of massacres and brutalities beyond imagining, and I have kept my faith in the power of civilization to bring men back from the brink. And yet one women writes a letter, and my whole world falls to pieces. You see, she is an ordinary woman. A good one, even. That's the point ... Nothing [a recognizably bad person does] can surprise or shock me, or worry me. But she denounced Julia and sent her to her death because she resented her, and because Julia is a Jew. I thought in this simple contrast between the civilized and the barbaric, but I was wrong. It is the civilized who are the truly barbaric, and the [Nazi] Germans are merely the supreme expression of it.


Iain Pears


#civilization #denunciation #evil #good #jews

There might simply be nothing going on that might activate it. Perhaps there isn't anything here that Alec is afraid of." Magnus glanced at Alec and raised his eyebrows. "Boo." Luke and Magnus, pg. 285


Cassandra Clare


#magnus-bane #activism

Look, a mushroom cloud!” “Releasing fungus on us, huh? Hold your nose.


Benson Bruno


#humor #nuclear-war #funny

At St. Bernardine’s the nuns never liked me. Especially Sister Mary Bitch-and-a-Half. I think that was her biblical name.


Kathy Griffin


#elementary-school #humor #nuns #catholicism

Yet at the last Beren was slain by the Wolf that came from the gates of Angband, and he died in the arms of Tinúviel. But she chose mortality, and to die from the world, so that she might follow him; and it is sung that they met again beyond the Sundering Seas, and after a brief time walking alive once more in the green woods, together they passed, long ago, beyond the confines of this world. So it is that Lúthien Tinúviel alone of the Elf-kindred has died indeed and left the world, and they have lost her whom they most loved.


J.R.R. Tolkien


#luthien #lúthien #mortality #tinuviel #tinúviel






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