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"Crazy," he muttered softly, "how much I need you." Crazy, how something like that can feel like a kick in the chest, can hurt that much, can suck all the air right out of your body for a moment. And at the same time, settle over you, around you, so soft and warm and sweet, that you think nothing can ever be as good as this one moment. Crazy. That I can love you. This much.


Susan Bischoff


#chronicles #curfew #heroes #susan #talent

I can still hear the screams. They wake me in the night. Terrible, gut wrenching, painful screams; screams that can only come from the deepest and darkest recesses of the mind. These were not screams of pain. These were screams of years of sorrow and despair. These were screams that made your skin crawl. These were the worst screams I have ever heard. I cannot get them out of my head. Perhaps, they will be with me forever. I shouldn't be so lucky.


Jamie Schoffman


#jamie-schoffman #not-all-out-of-love #scream #sorrow #love

Logan ran a hand through his hair as he tried to calm his racing heart. He wanted her on the most basic level that a man could want a woman, but it was so much more than that. It wasn’t just about sex and the need to be inside her so badly it hurt—it was all the other stuff to. The need to matter. The need to be selfless. The need to love.


Juliana Stone


#juliana-stone #offside #love

‎You cannot correct an old person every time they say something offensive. You would never make it through Thanksgiving dinner!


Stephen Colbert


#humor #inappropriate-remarks #offensive-remarks #humor

I'm the first to admit that I don't write right. Now, relax and enjoy the show! The sideshow, that is.


Lori R. Lopez


#books #eccentric #humor #offbeat #quirky

Oh you've redecorated! I don't like it.


Doctor Who


#doctor-who #eleventh-doctor #humor #matt-smith #sci-fi

After a geological epoch passed in which single-celled organisms evolved into talk show hosts, Mr. Coffee was still holding out on me.


Darynda Jones


#humor #humor

Now we are flying off into outer space, there is no clear curb on what can be done in the name of the economy.


Susan George


#curb #done #economy #flying #into

I will be known forever as the Puppy who chased a cutpurse and caught fish garbage instead. My descendants will pretend I'm not in their bloodline. No – no one will want to make descendants with me. [from Beka Cooper's journal of her first day as a new Dog i.e. cop]


Tamora Pierce


#first-day #police-officer #journalism

I snatched up the cardboard cup, plastered my lips to the plastic sippy-lid and sucked down a scalding hot mouthful. It burned, but I didn’t give a damn. I held the cup to my chest as if it were my most special friend while feeling the instant affect the coffee had on my mood and I smiled. “Hello lover.


Ethan Day


#funny #funny






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