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I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.


Steven Wright


#game #i #i think #makes #monopoly

If money titles meant anything, I'd play more tournaments. The only thing that means a lot to me is winning. If I have more wins than anybody else and win more majors than anybody else in the same year, then it's been a good year.


Tiger Woods


#anything #been #else #good #i

I stopped living according to my core values. I knew what I was doing was wrong but thought only about myself and thought I could get away with whatever I wanted to.


Tiger Woods


#according #away #core #core values #could

The strongest bank in the United States will last only so long as the people will have sufficient confidence in it to keep their money there.


Carter G. Woodson


#confidence #keep #last #long #money

I wrote the tunes and sang only nonsense words. Then came Moore and dressed them with the lyrics.


Rick Wright


#dressed #i #lyrics #moore #nonsense

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.


Steven Wright


#future #i #off #only #peripheral

When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.


Steven Wright


#child #eventually #had #i #kid

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.


Steven Wright


#headlights #i #lights #like #looks

I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.


Steven Wright


#executive #i #only #saw #second

I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, and stick it out the window.


Steven Wright


#fast #get #going #harmonica #i






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