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Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Drive, were proud to say that they were perfectly normal, thank you very much. They were the last people you'd expect to be involved in anything strange or mysterious, because they just didn't hold with such nonsense. ↗


— J.K. Rowling


#humor #opening-lines #funny

It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking thirteen. It was the future, and everything sucked. ↗


— Greg Nagan


#first-sentence #first-words #humor #opening-lines #parody

Indian summer is like a woman. ↗


— Grace Metalious


#opening-lines #simile #simile

My first jam was at Hotel Diplomat opening for Hollywood. ↗


— Kurtis Blow


#first #hollywood #hotel #jam #opening

I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange. ↗


— Todd Barry


#clubs #guess #i #opening #seems

Paris and Nicky Hilton? Those girls will show up to the opening of a phone book. It's like a big joke. ↗


— Rachel Perry


#book #hilton #joke #like #opening

I hope you will respond to the crisis of confidence that Watergate has created by opening up your administration and reaching out to people in a more magnanimous spirit. ↗


— Elliot Richardson


#confidence #created #crisis #hope #i

Opening day. All you have to do is say the words and you feel the shutters thrown wide, the room air out, the light pour in. In baseball, no other day is so pure with possibility. No scores yet, no losses, no blame or disappointment. No hangover, at least until the game's over. ↗


— Mary Schmich


#baseball #blame #day #disappointment #feel

The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again. In one Age, called the Third Age by some, an Age yet to come, an Age long past, a wind rose in the Mountains of Mist. The wind was not the beginning. There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning. ↗


— Robert Jordan


#opening-lines #age

Mma Ramotswe had a detective agency in Africa, at the foot of Kgale Hill. These were its assets: a tiny white van, two desks, two chairs, a telephone, and an old typewriter. Then there was a teapot, in which Mma Ramotswe – the only lady private detective in Botswana – brewed redbush tea. And three mugs – one for herself, one for her secretary, and one for the client. What else does a detective agency really need? Detective agencies rely on human intuition and intelligence, both of which Mma Ramotswe had in abundance. No inventory would ever include those, of course. ↗


— Alexander McCall Smith


#intelligence






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