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‎... but my dad said it was no excuse. "But I love him!" I had never seen my sister cry that much. "No, you don't." "I hate you!" "No, you don't." My dad can be very calm sometimes. "He's my whole world." "Don't ever say that about anyone again. Not even me." That was my mom.


Stephen Chbosky


#parents #perks-of-being-a-wallflower #love

The mother who understands her own intentions and her daughter’s intentions, who has introspection and a strong sense of self, and who is able to separate her identity from her daughter’s, has the key to achieving the right balance.


Susan Shapiro Barash


#parenting-children #parenting-tip #introspection

I want my girls to see their relationship with me as a place of refuge, a place they can retreat to for honesty, unconditional love, and support. I want to teach them and have them trust me, not fear me. I want to preserve the gentle souls that I see in them." -Liz. M.


Hilary Flower


#love

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.


Ray Romano


#humor #parenting #humor

Little tree filled his lungs with the white airness of the night, as if he were going to fly. The living voice of his parents. Elisha's eyes. These were reasons enough to set off on another adventure. Reasons to be Toby Lolness again.


Timothée de Fombelle


#elisha #little #living #parents #reasons

In the mystifying world that was Victorian parenthood, obedience took precedence over all considerations of affection and happiness, and that odd, painful conviction remained the case in most well-heeled homes up until at least the time of the First World War.


Bill Bryson


#parenthood #victorian-era #home

My father liked me, when I wasna being an idiot. And he loved me, too -- enough to beat the daylights out of me when I was being an idiot. Jamie Fraser


Diana Gabaldon


#parenting #spanking #love

If your kid needs a role model and you ain't it, you're both fucked.


George Carlin


#kids #parenting #role-models #humor

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.


Dorothy Parker


#humor #motherhood #parenthood #parenting #humor

My parents are going to kill me!" "That seems rather harsh...


Garth Nix


#humor #paranoia #parents #humor






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