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You assume that it has to be a male god who finds a human female attractive? How sexist is that?


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #attraction

Hermes smiled. "I knew a boy once ... oh, younger than you by far. A mere baby, really." Here we go again, George said. Always talking about himself. Quiet! Martha snapped. Do you want to get set on vibrate? Hermes ignored them. "One night, when this boy's mother wasn't watching, he sneaked out of their cave and stole some cattle that belonged to Apollo." "Did he get blasted to tiny pieces?" I asked. "Hmm ... no. Actually, everything turned out quite well. To make up for his theft, the boy gave Apollo an instrument he'd invented-a lyre. Apollo was so enchanted with the music that he forgot all about being angry." So what's the moral?" "The moral?" Hermes asked. "Goodness, you act like it's a fable. It's a true story. Does truth have a moral?" "Um ..." "How about this: stealing is not always bad?" "I don't think my mom would like that moral." Rats are delicious, suggested George. What does that have to do with the story? Martha demanded. Nothing, George said. But I'm hungry. "I've got it," Hermes said. "Young people don't always do what they're told, but if they can pull it off and do something wonderful, sometimes they escape punishment. How's that?


Rick Riordan


#george #hermes #humor #martha #moral

Thats what happens to Snow in Texas, lady. It freaking MELTS!!" Leo Valdez- The Lost Hero


Rick Riordan


#earth #freak #heo #heroes #hilarious

Hey, why do pegasi gallop as they fly, anyway?" Blackjack whinnied. Why do humans swing their arms as they walk? I dunno, boss. It just feels right.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #human-rights

I gotta say"—Apollo broke the silence—"these kids did okay." He cleared his throat and began to recite: "Heroes win laurels—" Um, yes, first class," Hermes interrupted, like he was anxious to avoid Apollo's poetry.


Rick Riordan


#hermes #percy-jackson #poetry-quotes

It's useless to lecture a human.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #stubborn #percy-jackson

Aretmis gripped her bow. “Let us pray I am wrong.” Can goddesses pray?


Rick Riordan


#goddess #goddesses #gods #percy-jackson #percy-jackson

Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson

Suspecting and knowing are not the same.


Rick Riordan


#suspecting #percy-jackson

Wait just a minute," Ares growled. He pointed at Thalia and me. "These two are dangerous. It'd be much safer, while we've got them here—" "Ares," Poseidon interrupted, "they are worthy heroes. We will not blast my son to bits." "Nor my daughter," Zeus grumbled. "She has done well.


Rick Riordan


#percy-jackson #poseidon #thalia-grace #zeus #grace






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