#poll

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? ↗

— Robert Orben

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#elections #ever #feeling #find #get

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. ↗

— Robert Orben

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#lungs #much #now #our #place

Polls? Nah... they're for strippers and cross country skiers. ↗

— Sarah Palin

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#cross #cross country #nah #polls #skiers