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But...surely you know where your nephew is going?' she asked, looking bewildered. 'Certainly we know,' said Vernon Dursley. 'He's off with some of your lot, isn't he? Right, Dudley, let's get in the car, you heard the man, we're in a hurry.' Again, Vernon Dursley marched as far as the front door, but Dudley did not follow. 'Off with some of our lot?' Hestia looked outraged. Harry had met the attitude before: witches and wizards seemed stunned that his closest living family took so little interest in the famous Harry Potter. 'It's fine,' Harry assured her. 'It doesn't matter, honestly.' 'Doesn't matter?' repeated Hestia, her voice rising ominously. 'Don't these people realise what you've been through? What danger you are in? The unique position you hold in the hearts of the anti-Voldemort movement? 'Er - no, they don't,' said Harry. 'They think I'm a waste of space, actually, but I'm used to -' 'I don't think you're a waste of space.' If Harry had not seen Dudley's lips move, he might not have believed it.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter #hestia #vernon-dursley #attitude

Nitwit! Blubber! Oddment! Tweak!


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter

Swish and flick.


J.K. Rowling


#sorcer #stone #harry-potter

Ah well... wand still in your jeans? Both buttocks still on? Okay, let’s go.


J.K. Rowling


#harry-potter

William Shakespeare: 'Close up this din of hateful decay, decomposition of your witches' plot! You thieve my brains, consider me your toy, my doting doctor tells me I am not!' Lilith: No! Words of power! William Shakespeare: 'Foul Carrionite specters, cease your show, between the points... ' [he looks to The Doctor for help] The Doctor: 761390! William Shakespeare: '761390! Banished like a tinker's cuss, I say to thee... ' [he again looks to The Doctor] The Doctor: Uh... [he looks to Martha] Martha Jones: Expelliarmus! The Doctor: Expelliarmus! William Shakespeare: 'Expelliarmus!' The Doctor: Good old JK!


Gareth Roberts


#harry-potter #doctor-who

Short-story writing requires an exquisite sense of balance. Novelists, frankly, can get away with more. A novel can have a dull spot or two, because the reader has made a different commitment.


Lynn Abbey


#balance #because #commitment #different #dull

When you work on something that combines both the spectacular and the relatable, the hyperreal and the real, it suddenly can become supernatural. The hypothetical and the theoretical can become literal.


J. J. Abrams


#both #combines #hypothetical #literal #real

It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potatoes.


Douglas Adams


#just #major #mistake #potatoes #problems

Neither a life of anarchy nor one beneath a despot should you praise; to all that lies in the middle a god has given excellence.


Aeschylus


#beneath #despot #excellence #given #god

Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots.


Steve Allen


#get #helps #humor #over #social






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