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The praise that comes from love does not make us vain, but more humble. ↗

— James M. Barrie

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It is not real work unless you would rather be doing something else. ↗

— James M. Barrie

#else #rather #real #real work #something

Measure what is measurable, and make measurable what is not so. ↗

— Galileo Galilei

#measurable #measure

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be 'meetings.' ↗

— Dave Barry

#achieved #full #had #human #human race

Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators. ↗

— Dave Barry

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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. ↗

— Dave Barry

#always #miles #opportunity #prevailing #rain

'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'. ↗

— Dave Barry

#crawling #fat #french

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per hour upside down. ↗

— Dave Barry

#auto #boring #down #except #going

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. ↗

— Dave Barry

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The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat. ↗

— Dave Barry

#chat #future #internet #shaping #society