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A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside. ↗
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A brick could be used as a deodorant deterrent. Just ask any stinky Congressman. ↗
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A brick could be renamed something clever and cute, like President, and repackaged and resold to a solid base of sheep consumers every four years. The sheeple will never even notice that every new model of brick is exactly like the last brick! ↗
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A brick could be used to make music. But why not use something more humane, like your armpit. ↗
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A brick could be used to locate the precise coordinates of the Masons. Just follow the bricks—and follow the money. ↗
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A brick and a blanket could be used as characters in a story full of clever dialogue, such as: Brick: I checked everywhere, and it’s not where I last left it. Did you touch my penis sandwich? Blanket: What? Eww no, why would I touch your penis sandwich? Brick: Well, would it make you more comfortable if I put on some condiments and rolled on a condom? Blanket: Dude, or lady, whatever you are. I’m not gay—or straight. I’m not even bisexual. I’m a blanket, and I’m asexual. I’m also not hungry now. ↗
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A brick could be dropped in a toilet to replicate the sound of shitting bricks. But we wouldn’t have to go through all that trouble if you’d just eat the bricks I put on your plate. ↗
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A brick could be used to gauge the level of reciprocated sexual interest of the person or object of your desire. A brick works best, however, when the focus of your lust is the brick itself. ↗
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A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming—and that you are warm. Where’s the cold war when you need it? ↗
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A blanket could be used to save your marriage. If only your spouse is invited under your blanket, then each party feels exclusively inclusive to each other. Still, there is a problem. What am I going to do with all the tickets I sold to the internet perverts to spend an evening with you under your blanket? ↗
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