#rod

The Royal Tenenbaums," she said. "It's about a family of prodigies. ↗

— John Green

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#family

Call me Ishmael. ↗

— Herman Melville

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#introduction #opening-lines #sobriquet #first-sentence

Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
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— Jarod Kintz

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#deception #funny #hermaphrodites #humor #lie