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Inside your soul is the ability to survive even the toughest storms, and that paradise can always be found--even in the middle of a hurricane--if you are willing to look.


Denise Hildreth Jones


#humor #love-and-romance #remarriage #humor

Nobody with any real sense of humor *can* write a love story. . . . Shakespeare is the exception that proves the rule. (90-91)


L.M. Montgomery


#love-story #romance #shakespeare #writing #humor

Remember I told you I’ve taken a vow of chastity. You understand what that means, right? Yeah,” he said. “You’re very generous. I think that’s cool.” I didn’t quite get his answer, but I didn’t want to prolong the conversation. [...] That’s when it dawned on me what Greg had meant. [...] Um, that’s charity, Greg, not chastity. He is so not the right guy for me.(137-138)


Robin Brande


#romance #humor

How could you fall in love with a three inch worm?


Stephenie Meyer


#humor #romance #humor

It was like someone in a suit walked up to me and gave me a certificate, which stated “Roxanne Giselle Logan, Your Life is Fucked”.


Kristen Ashley


#romance #humor

Did I expect him to think sucking my cock was anything other than disgusting? I‟d never even kissed a girl, and believe me, if someone forced me to take part in some below-the-belt mouth-to-vagina action, I think I‟d probably vomit.


Cardeno C.


#sweet-romance #humor

I was done with men. Totally and completely. I was looking forward to a life as a cat lady. I was going to get a dozen cats and a fucking great vibrator, maybe one of those rabbits I heard about, and that was it.


Kristen Ashley


#romance #humor

If you lie there much longer, I’ll be tempted to tie you to the table legs and try buttering your ass instead of the toast.


Cari Silverwood


#humor #sexy #humor

It felt like he’d been dragged through the nine circles of hell — by his testicles.


Kay Berrisford


#erotica #fantasy #humor #m-m-paranormal #m-m-romance

Are you telling me you're cooking me dinner?- Regan Its the quickest way, without physical contact, to get a woman into bed. The kitchen through there?


Nora Roberts


#romance #humor






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