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#romance

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I was momentarily stunned by his odd announcement and told him as much. "Let’s just talk about the fact that you composed a sonnet to my vagina, shall we? You are sending off some major stalker vibes, which is odd because you’re gay. You are gay, right?" He narrowed his eyes at me and waved his hand in the direction of his 'muse' as he stated, "I don't want any part of that thing. I just want to honor it for being the only known thing in existence to be touched by the dick of a god.


M.C. Lavocat


#funny #humor-quotes #quote #romance #funny

I want to save someone with a passionate embrace. I want to have a CPR romance.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #love #passion #romance

I’d seen weirder things than a haunted shoe, but not many.


Richelle Mead


#haunted-shoe #humor #paranormal-romance #random #richelle-mead

Lord Carradice managed to look wicked, smug, and saintly, all at the same time.


Anne Gracie


#historical-romance #humour #romance #funny

You look like a hot tamale.” “That’s not really a compliment.


Simone Elkeles


#humour #romance #young-adult-fiction #young-adult-romance #funny

You’ve got a big ego, Fuentes.” “That’s not all I’ve got.


Simone Elkeles


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I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did.


Simone Elkeles


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I can't help it, I run up to him and put my arms around him. Shocked he pulls away, just a little because my arms are still around him and he lifts my head to look at him and kisses me. "And you've been trying to act like you aren't interested." he says while smiling that smile that makes butterflies suddenly appear in multitudes in my stomach.


Sara Daniell


#funny

Lothaire is very much alive.” “You swear?” “Often. Though not as much as foul-mouthed Regin. I try not to in front of Bertil.” She petted the bat. “I meant—will Lothaire live?” “He will.


Kresley Cole


#paranormal-romance #humor

I'm infatuated with you, I cannot deny it. Physically speaking, you're a very attractive man. But I don't like you, the vast majority of the time. So far as I can gather, you behave abominably in public and are only marginally better in private. I only find you remotely tolerable when you're kissing me.


Tessa Dare


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