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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer. ↗

— David Sedaris

#funny #guess #i #i love #just

I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later. ↗

— David Sedaris

#came #first #i #later #out

I've been keeping diaries for 27 years. ↗

— David Sedaris

#diaries #i #keeping #years

Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #liked #movie #right #swedish

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself. ↗

— David Sedaris

#day #doing #get #i #iron

As a foreigner in London, I like that there are so many other foreigners. ↗

— David Sedaris

#foreigners #i #like #london #many

Because I've always been a fairly nervous person. ↗

— David Sedaris

#because #been #fairly #i #nervous

But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter. ↗

— David Sedaris

#i #never #pretended #reporter

I cry all the time when I watch 'Glee' because I don't know if it's satire or melodrama and that makes me feel like the writing is aware of itself, and that makes it OK to cry. ↗

— David Sedaris

#because #cry #feel #glee #i

The danger sensation is exciting. The challenge is to find new dangers. ↗

— Ayrton Senna

#danger #dangers #exciting #find #new