#so

What are you, Zen Master Fang? ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#sookie #humor

And then like a song we'd forgotten was even on the mix, you stepped into the house and my whole life. ↗

— Daniel Handler

#song #life

Is she always like this?" "No, usually worse. ↗

— Steve Voake

#personality #humor

You don't have a soul. You are a Soul. You have a body. ↗

— Walter M. Miller, Jr.

#soul #you

Herr Altenburg, I can't; I have vertigo.' And Marek looked at him: 'All right - I'll get the chemist to fix me something. ↗

— Eva Ibbotson

#humor #marek #song-for-summer #humor

Some girls get swept up in the lifestyle-clubbing and partying with celebrities. You can't live your life like that, though. It's fake. ↗

— Gemma Ward

#celebrity #clubbing #fake #girls #life

God has abandoned you. Fear does not serve you. Your heart has betrayed you. Only the music can guide you. ↗

— Noah Levine

#music #philosophy #life

Everything has been homogenized. Over time, with television and jet travel, everybody has blended together. Some of our wonderful charm has been lost. ↗

— Bruce Paltrow

#blended #charm #everybody #everything #homogenized

I heard this story once," she said, "where this bloke got locked up for years and years and he learned amazin' stuff about the universe and everythin' from another prisoner who was incredibly clever, and then he escaped and got his revenge." "What incredibly clever stuff do you know about the universe, Gytha Ogg?" said Granny. "Bugger all," said Granny cheerfully. "Then we'd better bloody well escape right now. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#learning #prison #humor

Even in your darkest moments, you'll think of something that'll crack you up. ↗

— Brad Paisley

#darkest #even #moments #something #think