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If I had nine of my fingers missing I wouldn't type any slower. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#fingers #had #i #missing #nine

My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set. ↗

— Mitch Hedberg

#called #does #gets #got #halfway

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates. ↗

— Jon Heder

#bill #bill gates #did #dressed #gates

The failure to dissect the cause of war leaves us open for the next installment. ↗

— Chris Hedges

#dissect #failure #installment #leaves #next

I know so many people who are eaten up by regret. It manifests itself in so many ways. They either become mentally a bit off, or they get very fat, or they are just horribly depressed. ↗

— Tippi Hedren

#bit #depressed #eaten #either #fat

Today, I guess I give a lot more thought to the roles before I sign them. ↗

— Natasha Henstridge

#give #guess #i #lot #more

The possible ranks higher than the actual. ↗

— Martin Heidegger

#higher #possible #ranks #than

It would be so great to have someone my own age to talk to, even if it was just about books. ↗

— Alex Flinn

#beastly #books #friendship #loneliness #reading

I had an interview once with some German journalist—some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists—maybe a week after—and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, ‘It’s impolite; remove your glasses.’ I said, ‘Do I ask you to remove your bra? ↗

— Karl Lagerfeld

#chanel #communists #designer #fashion #glasses

Neither painting nor sculpture can any longer soothe. My soul turned to that Divine love. Who opened his arms upon the cross to take us. ↗

— Michelangelo

#expression #michelangelo #art