#sucker

Besides, my drinking blood's not nearly as weird as that time I caught you shaving your legs." "I was curious! ↗

— Molly Harper

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#funny #jane-jameson #molly-harper #nice-girls-don-t-have-fangs #vampire

One who makes himself a worm cannot complain afterwards if people step on him. ↗

— Immanuel Kant

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#sucker #life