#suitcase

The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase. ↗

— Yogi Berra

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#could #hardly #i #suitcase #thick

I am three forks away from eating all your food with two homeless guys. It’s too bad I only have a suitcase full of spoons and a bucket of soy sauce.
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— Jarod Kintz

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#food #funny #homeless #humor #nonsense

I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel's suitcase. ↗

— Bob Uecker

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#came #franks #get #grand #grand slam