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Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn. ↗

— Irvin S. Cobb

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If this gesture was the way of getting out of the penitentiary, I'd do it. ↗

— Lee J. Cobb

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Baseball is a red-blooded sport for red-blooded men. It's no pink tea, and mollycoddles had better stay out. It's a struggle for supremacy, a survival of the fittest. ↗

— Ty Cobb

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When I began playing the game, baseball was about as gentlemanly as a kick in the crotch. ↗

— Ty Cobb

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