#tanning

I'll quit tanning when the satchel handle grows out of my back. ↗

— Kelly Ripa

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#grows #handle #i #out #quit

Even though sugar was very expensive, people consumed it till their teeth turned black, and if their teeth didn't turn black naturally, they blackened them artificially to show how wealthy and marvelously self-indulgent they were. ↗

— Bill Bryson

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#fads #history #sugar #sweet-tooth #why-tanning-is-stupid