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Jesus is supposed to be the Alpha and the Omega, but in the Bible he's neither. He's stuck in the middle like the letter Q.


Jim Adam


#christianity #inspirational #jesus #old-testament #inspirational

Conservative New Testament studies could also provide an intellectually satisfying alternative to German biblical criticism and to the liberal theology that accompanied it.


John Gresham Machen


#also #alternative #conservative #could #criticism

I like how you call homosexuality an abomination." "I don't say homosexuality's an abomination, Mr. President, the bible does." "Yes it does. Leviticus-" "18:22" "Chapter in verse. I wanted to ask you a couple questions while I had you here. I'm interested in selling my youngest daughter into slavery as sanctioned in exodus 21:7. She's a Georgetown sophomore, speaks fluent Italian, always cleared the table when it was her turn. What would a good price for her be? While thinking about that can I ask another? My chief of staff, Leo Mcgary,insists on working on the sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly says he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself or is it ok to call the police? Here's one that's really important, cause we've got a lot of sports fans in this town. Touching the skin of a dead pig makes one unclean, Leviticus 11:7. If they promise to wear gloves, can the Washington Red Skins still play football? Can Notre Dame? Can West Point? does the whole town really have to be together to stone my brother John for planting different crops side by side? Can I burn my mother in a small family gathering for wearing garments made from two different threads?


Aaron Sorkin


#religion #satire #west-wing #death

I accept the Old Testament as more of an action movie: blood, car chases, evacuations, a lot of special effects, seas dividing, mass murder, adultery. The children of God are running amok, wayward. Maybe that's why they're so relatable.


Bono


#action #action movie #adultery #blood #car

The words contained in it were inspired by the Holy Spirit into the minds of faithful men, called Prophets and Seers in the Old Testament; and Evangelists and Apostles in the New.


Adam Clarke


#called #contained #evangelists #faithful #holy

I hope we never get to the point that we put ourselves in Jesus' place. But when I read the New Testament basically, we get three mandates: to love God, to love each other, and to take care of the least among us. And I think this is at least a step in the right direction.


Bob Riley


#basically #care #direction #each #get

In the New Testament, religion is grace and ethics is gratitude.


Thomas Erskine


#grace #gratitude #new #new testament #religion

It's kind of fun to listen to Christians who say: I'm a New Testament Christian. What other kind of Christian is there?


Randall Terry


#christians #fun #i #kind #listen

The Epistles in the New Testament have all of them a particular reference to the condition and usages of the Christian world at the time they were written.


Joseph Butler


#christian world #condition #epistles #new #new testament

In the Old Testament, it says that if you have the power to do something good, then you have to do it. You're not to avoid helping somebody in their time of need.


Rick Warren


#good #helping #need #old #old testament






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