#tod

I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#four #i #shopping #today #went

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' ↗

— Tommy Cooper

#complimented #driving #fine #know #left

Now the Tombs, like the name says, are so horrible that they had to close it down. Today it doesn't exist and people go in the electric chair and all that. ↗

— Gregory Corso

#close #down #electric #exist #go

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. ↗

— E. Joseph Cossman

#banks #cars #could #drive-in #established

The financial report makes it very clear that if we got into honest budgeting today, that in fact we would find ourselves with a much larger deficit than we have today. ↗

— Jim Costa

#clear #deficit #fact #financial #find

The trouble with New York today is that it's lost its balance. I love the new, greener New York, but it takes all kinds of worlds to make a World. ↗

— Brian Cox

#greener #i #i love #kinds #lost

What I'm saying is that there are bargains right now, there are stocks right now that if you're shrewd enough, you will be able to buy them at the opening today and I you'll make money in a year from now. ↗

— Jim Cramer

#bargains #buy #enough #i #make

If the Wright Brothers were alive today, Orville would have to lay off Wilbur. ↗

— Robert Crandall

#brothers #lay #off #today #were

We talk about theatre museums filled with old costumes and things. What we also need is a theatre museum of the old routines on videotape. We are only the custodians of those techniques, and they should be preserved. ↗

— Jim Dale

#also #costumes #custodians #filled #museum

We have to face it: in America today the way to have fun and celebrate is to break a store window and take something. That's the way it is, today in America, and we have to accept it. ↗

— Richard J. Daley

#america #break #celebrate #face #fun