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Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.


Cassandra Clare


#funny #gilligan-s-island #jace #laugh #mortal-instruments

It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be.


Robin Jones Gunn


#truth #funny

Leaning forward in your chair when someone is trying to squeeze behind you isn't enough. You also have to move the chair.


Ellen DeGeneres


#funny #truth #funny

Is he dead?" he inquired "He looks dead." "No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead." "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want." Mangus moved toward Jace. "Stop that!" the Inquisitor snapped, sounding like Clary's third grade teacher demanding that she stop dooling on her desk with a marker.


Cassandra Clare


#dead #funny #jace-lightwood #magnus-bane #the-inquisitor

There’s truth and honor in a mustache. And that’s why I started flying one on the flagpole outside of my house. 



Jarod Kintz


#bizarre #flag #flagpole #funny #honor

He auditioned with Lily, and he and Lily had incredible chemistry that sort of blazed off the scene. I’m just sitting here watching this on my computer, and you know, he was not the only person they’ve ever sent me to look at. I’ve gotten lots of headshots and this and that, and I’m watching the audition and I literally started crying because that was my Jace and Clary on the screen. And it’s an incredible feeling to see that even as an audition. This is amazing. He was snarky funny where he needed to be snarky funny, and he was badass where he needed to be badass. And he and Lily were incredible together


Cassandra Clare


#jamie-bower #mortal-instruments #funny

Internet access came before pride. 


Jessica Park


#funny

I only know I was born on March 5th because someone told me. I don’t remember myself. So it’s fact based on secondhand information and trust.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #trust #funny

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.


Carroll Bryant


#funny-but-true #humor #humorous #humorous-quotes #funny

I wouldn’t advise making a four-year commitment to eventually land an $8.00/hour job. Skip college. Read Wikipedia for free instead.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #scam #truth #university






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