#turns

Money, like vodka, turns a person into an eccentric. ↗

— Anton Chekhov

#into #like #money #person #turns

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal. ↗

— Demetri Martin

#disposal #garbage #i #i do #out

If a book I've committed myself to review turns out to be 'disappointing' I make an effort to present it objectively to the reader, including a good number of excerpts from the text, so that the reader might form his or her own opinion independent of my own. ↗

— Joyce Carol Oates

#committed #disappointing #effort #form #good

As it turns out, as an adult I can have a very unpleasant, fierce and unforgiving temper at times. But I don't think I had that when I was a kid. ↗

— Will Oldham

#fierce #had #i #i can #kid

I still marvel at how God turns dreams into reality. ↗

— Martha Reeves

#god #how #i #into #marvel

We cannot conceive of matter being formed of nothing, since things require a seed to start from... Therefore there is not anything which returns to nothing, but all things return dissolved into their elements. ↗

— William Shakespeare

#anything #being #cannot #conceive #dissolved

Voting is fundamental in our democracy. It has yielded enormous returns. ↗

— Arlen Specter

#enormous #fundamental #our #returns #voting

The world turns aside to let any man pass who knows where he is going. ↗

— Epictetus

#aside #going #knows #man #man pass

I think they, Peter McCullough was, turns out was not a good CEO. ↗

— Arthur Rock

#good #i #i think #out #peter

Shopping turns me off. ↗

— Tea Leoni

#off #shopping #turns