#two

I just thought it could make a really cool movie. It's not that it's just a buddy comedy but it's all about two guys hating each other and towards the end they're good friends. I liked that these two guys were best friends from the very beginning, and they're crazy. ↗

— Sean William Scott

#beginning #best #buddy #comedy #cool

All my movies, like Revenge, are under two hours. ↗

— Tony Scott

#like #movies #revenge #two #under

No, I want my kids to be Tiger Woods. And Serena Williams. I dig those two. ↗

— Junior Seau

#i #kids #those #tiger #tiger woods

But the dollars spent on economic incentives and new investment strategies are wasted unless we seriously address the two most important economic issues in Kansas: education and health care. ↗

— Kathleen Sebelius

#care #dollars #economic #economic issues #education

There are only two cases in which war is just: first, in order to resist the aggression of an enemy, and second, in order to help an ally who has been attacked. ↗

— Charles de Secondat

#ally #attacked #been #cases #enemy

It's odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it will stick in your mind forever. You'll have a nice time, then two years later you'll be like, 'There was a pony there? Really? And a clown with one leg?' ↗

— David Sedaris

#birthday #birthday party #certain #clown #forever

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#blender #having #kind #like #top

I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#gonna #good #i #i can #laughs

If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years. ↗

— Jerry Seinfeld

#go #hours #movie #two #years

The only animals that we test on are the two of us and our kids. ↗