#uniform

I was taught you never, ever disrespect your opponent or your teammates or your organization or your manager and never, ever your uniform. ↗

— Ryne Sandberg

#ever #i #manager #never #opponent

The fourth major league game I ever saw in person, I was in uniform. ↗

— Ryne Sandberg

#fourth #game #i #league #major

The uniformity of the earth's life, more astonishing than its diversity, is accountable by the high probability that we derived, originally, from some single cell, fertilized in a bolt of lightning as the earth cooled. ↗

— Lewis Thomas

#astonishing #bolt #cell #cooled #derived

[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German. ↗

— George Carlin

#history #humor #satire #school #uniform