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Death seems to provide the minds of the Anglo-Saxon race with a greater fund of amusement than any other single subject. ↗


— Dorothy L. Sayers


#anglo-saxon #any #death #fund #greater

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#fur #gangs #harass #leather #more

I've been going to Granada for many years and 12 years ago bought a house a few miles outside the city. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#been #bought #city #few #going

If you travel to the States... they have a lot of different words than like what we use. For instance: they say 'elevator', we say 'lift'; they say 'drapes', we say 'curtains'; they say 'president', we say 'seriously deranged git.' ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It always seemed to be a constant that my parents were political. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

It seems easier to make a career out of comedy now than it was in the 1980s. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of my friends are women - I quite fancied being a woman in a way. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Most of the Communists I knew were nice people. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

Now, as a comic, if you're vaguely amusing you can go straight into TV, then you play the O2 and then everyone's sick of you. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git

People aren't universally heroic. ↗


— Alexei Sayle


#deranged #different #drapes #elevator #git






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