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Just hear me out. While you were napping, I was busy chatting up our allies. Didn't you know--your woman's a golden-tongued ambassador! My sisters always said I graduated from the shock-and-awe school of diplomacy, but joke 'em if they can't take a fuck, right? ↗


— Kresley Cole


#berserker #declan-chase #dreams-of-a-dark-warrior #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole

People wind up killing what they love most. ↗


— Paulo Coelho


#love

Yo, Dekko, who do I gotta blow around here to get a shower? ↗


— Kresley Cole


#berserker #dreams-of-a-dark-warrior #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #lore

He could be a butterfly dreaming he's a man." "Well, he's not. He's a big fat man dreaming he's a big fat butterfly. What the hell am I supposed to do?" There was another hesitation. "I'm not sure. You don't happen to have a large net handy, do you?" "I want to hit him. I want to hit YOU, but I also want to hit him. ↗


— Derek Landy


#skulduggery-pleasant #valkyrie-cain #dreams

I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending? ↗


— Derek Landy


#humor #skulduggery-pleasant #valkyrie-cain #death

He can learn things about me through your blood. Can learn about my sister!" She briefly covered her mouth. "He can see everything we've done! I don't want that leech to know what we do in private." Lothaire strolled up, making a scoffing sound. "As if I don't watch you two live from a distance. ↗


— Kresley Cole


#berserker #declan-chase #dreams-of-a-dark-warrior #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole

You're a fuckin' parasite." I could never become a vampire. Filthy leeches. "Words still hurt, Chase. Besides, you should be thanking me. My advice about the Valkyrie clearly worked. And speaking of females, if I call you by one's name while my fangs are plunged deep in your neck, just run with it. ↗


— Kresley Cole


#berserker #declan-chase #dreams-of-a-dark-warrior #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole

Declan and Regin: "You'll tell me a story and I'll spare you? You think I don't see what you're doing? I've read Arabian Nights." "Call me Scheherazade, baby! Actually, she's one tricksy bitch. Who, by the way, still owes me twenty gold pieces and a pound of sesame. ↗


— Kresley Cole


#declan-chase #dreams-of-a-dark-warrior #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole #lore

Face it, Nat, this is one tiger who will never be jumping through your flaming hoop-- ↗


— Kresley Cole


#berserker #dark-fey #dreams-of-a-dark-warrior #immortals-after-dark #kresley-cole

Aurora sagged. "Why is it," she asked, "that every time I'm with you two we end up stealing something big?" "We always return it," Donegan said, a little defensively. "Maybe not always in one piece or necessarily to the right person but return it we do, and so it is not stealing, it is merely borrowing." Gracious looked at him. "It's a little bit stealing." "Anyone who leaves a private jet just lying around deserves to have it stolen." "It wasn't lying around," said Gracious. "It was locked up tight. It took us an hour to dismantle the security system and get inside." Donegan looked at him. "You're not helping. ↗


— Derek Landy


#funny #gracious #leave #malifecent #plane






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