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Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#choose #democracy #free #get #man

If I had eyebrows like two rainbows, I’d probably make love like a leprechaun. But it’s cool, because with that pot of gold, I’d have plenty of money to pay the prostitute.
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— Jarod Kintz

#bizarre #eyebrows #funny #gold #humor

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#about #each #heredity #other #parents

Some problems are so complex that you have to be highly intelligent and well informed just to be undecided about them. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#complex #highly #informed #intelligent #just

You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. Don't let yourself indulge in vain wishes. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#indulge #merely #sea #standing #staring

Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have to be appointed to do the work. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#become #committees #important #nowadays #work

Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#chance #equal #equal opportunity #everyone #fair

Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#expert #guesses #makes #man #three

If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhere else. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#end #going #know #probably #somewhere

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a reputation as an expert. ↗

— Laurence J. Peter

#establish #expert #guesses #make #reputation