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The sky's gray and there's mizzle. It's so soft on my skin--it's nothing like rain. It's even softer than the lightest drizzle! Lift my face up, so it can kiss my skin." The Panopticon


Jenn Fagan


#landscape #vulnerability #weather #beauty

It follows that they never understood Reginald, who came down late to breakfast, and nibbled toast, and said disrespectful things about the universe. The family ate porridge, and believed in everything, even the weather forecast.


Saki


#universe #weather-forecast #family

One day Orafoura and I were walking along and I turned and said, "I wish I could capture the weather in a bottle." Without looking at me he said, "You can capture rain in a bottle. Some people call that water.


Jarod Kintz


#orafoura #weather #funny

I ran into an old friend on the street and we started up a conversation. Four hours and six bottles of wine later, we decided the weather was just too unpredictable, and we parted ways.


Bauvard


#friendship #funny #humor #weather #friendship

Out here, everything was open, and the weather was the fabric of the world.


Erin Mckittrick


#wilderness #home

I think Baywatch is such a hit here because of the weather.


Gena Lee Nolin


#because #here #hit #i #i think

I rarely watch TV but I guess I'd watch the weather report since I fly so much.


Fred Schneider


#guess #i #much #rarely #report

There is no way that we can predict the weather six months ahead beyond giving the seasonal average


Stephen Hawking


#forecasting #global-warming #weather #change

Is there a gun that shoots rain? Oh yeah, water guns. How technologically advanced we are!



Jarod Kintz


#civilization #civilized #culture #funny #gun

I always carry a spoon in my pocket. You know, just in case it rains.



Jarod Kintz


#humor #pocket #preparation #prepared #rain






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