#wil

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent. ↗

— Dave Barry

#always #miles #opportunity #prevailing #rain

American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it. ↗

— Dave Barry

#american consumers #any #consumers #fat #floor

Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke. ↗

— Lynda Barry

#exploding #love #love is #smoke #willingly

I once sat next to Jim from Wild Kingdom on a flight from Atlanta. I find mentioning that opens a lot of doors. ↗

— Todd Barry

#doors #find #flight #i #jim

Jeane Dixon tells us that May and June are going to be pretty bad. June may be worse than May. But everything will turn out to be fine and to be of stout heart and all that. ↗

— Rose Mary Woods

#dixon #everything #fine #going #heart

All the culture war issues will be settled by the court. ↗

— Gary Bauer

#culture #issues #settled #war #will

Privatizing Social Security will take dollars out of young folks' pockets. ↗

— Max Baucus

#folks #out #pockets #privatizing #security

The recovery of the Gulf Coast region will take years to complete. ↗

— Max Baucus

#complete #gulf #gulf coast #recovery #region

Genius is childhood recalled at will. ↗

— Charles Baudelaire

#genius #recalled #will

I believe it is incumbent upon Congress to act aggressively to ameliorate fear and help our country take the essential steps that will make our communities and lives safer. ↗

— Paul Gillmor

#aggressively #believe #communities #congress #country