#wit

I never travel without my Stetson, but the more I wear it the more I realise that no one wears hats any more. When I was a kid everybody wore hats, especially in Texas, but I get off the plane in Dallas now and I'm the only guy with a hat. It's amazing. ↗

— Larry Hagman

#any #dallas #especially #everybody #get

Let's not be afraid to speak the common sense truth: you can't have high standards without good discipline. ↗

— William Hague

#common #common sense #discipline #good #high

As God as my witness, they said, We're above the law. There's nothing you can do to us. You're just a church secretary. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#church #god #just #law #nothing

Jim Bakker came along. He said, Jessica Hahn, listen. You're a virgin. As God as my witness. He said, We need a girl that we can trust. ↗

— Jessica Hahn

#bakker #came #girl #god #jessica

It comes back to the same old question people are always asking me: 'When are you going to do a solo record?' Well, if I did, it would probably be similar to 'Baluchitherium,' meaning it would be Van Halen music - which I write anyway - but without singing. ↗

— Eddie Van Halen

#anyway #asking #back #comes #did

People try to live within their income so they can afford to pay taxes to a government that can't live within its income. ↗

— Robert Half

#afford #income #live #pay #people

Hard work without talent is a shame, but talent without hard work is a tragedy. ↗

— Robert Half

#hard work #shame #talent #tragedy #without

Anger is seldom without argument but seldom with a good one. ↗

— Lord Halifax

#argument #good #seldom #without

We all know pain doesn't exist without some coexisting depression. ↗