#wives

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. ↗

— David Letterman

#baby #brand #brand new #congratulations #daughter

By and large, mothers and housewives are the only workers who do not have regular time off. They are the great vacationless class. ↗

— Anne Morrow Lindbergh

#great #housewives #large #mothers #off

Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#enough #feel #people #who #wives

I can't go too much into my domestic life because there are ex-wives ready to do me in. ↗

— Frank McCourt

#domestic #domestic life #ex-wives #go #i

If you take most men aside when their wives are pregnant, most men are pretty frightened and worried and faintly disgusted by the whole experience. ↗

— Steven Moffat

#disgusted #experience #frightened #men #most

There was a period of time in America where the advertising world actually went to the housewives of America and had them write jingles that would appeal to them. It was actually brilliant marketing. ↗

— Julianne Moore

#advertising #america #appeal #brilliant #had

I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. ↗

— Patrick Murray

#bad luck #both #first #had #i

What makes men indifferent to their wives is that they can see them when they please. ↗

— Ovid

#makes #men #please #see #their

Three thousand people died at ground zero. Their families are entitled to a little bit of respect, to respect the memory of those poor people that died there. And how about the families of all those soldiers that died in the two ensuing wars? Aren't they entitled to a little bit of respect - the kids, the wives, the parents? ↗

— Carl Paladino

#bit #died #entitled #families #ground

Valentino was apparently gay or bisexual. And his two lesbian wives. But without any question, he had sex with men. From choice. So he was one or the other. ↗

— Cesar Romero

#apparently #bisexual #choice #gay #had