#wors

There is certain relief in change, even though it be from bad to worse! As I have often found in traveling in a stagecoach, that it is often a comfort to shift one's position, and be bruised in a new place. ↗

— Washington Irving

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Being slightly paranoid is like being slightly pregnant - it tends to get worse. ↗

— Molly Ivins

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