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Amazing Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #amazing


Those days when you don't care what you look like.


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Game Tip: When challenging Edward Scissorhands to Rock, Paper, Scissors, ALWAYS choose Rock.


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Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.


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Those late night text conversations, where everything comes out, and you admit everything.


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I just sent a fax. I just sent a freaking fax.


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Are they still selling National Geographic magazine now that teenagers have smart phones and Internet porn?


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Just discovered you can extend the life of your iPhone battery if you don't use your phone constantly for 12 hours straight.


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When you lay down to sleep tonight, try not to think about how your pillow is a Hometown Buffet for dust mites eating your dead skin cells.


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My dog definitely thinks I'm Jesus.


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That moment when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up with a blanket on you.


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Strangely enough, the philosophy student came before the chicken AND the egg.


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If my calculations are correct, in a few months we should arrive at 2013.


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