Amazing Bashes

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Just discovered you can extend the life of your iPhone battery if you don't use your phone constantly for 12 hours straight.

My dog definitely thinks I'm Jesus.

Most people don't realize this, but you can eat organic, gluten-free food without telling everyone around you.

When you lay down to sleep tonight, try not to think about how your pillow is a Hometown Buffet for dust mites eating your dead skin cells.

I just sent a fax. I just sent a freaking fax.

If my calculations are correct, in a few months we should arrive at 2013.

Those days when you don't care what you look like.

Those late night text conversations, where everything comes out, and you admit everything.

Are they still selling National Geographic magazine now that teenagers have smart phones and Internet porn?

Strangely enough, the philosophy student came before the chicken AND the egg.

That moment when you fall asleep on the couch and wake up with a blanket on you.

Game Tip: When challenging Edward Scissorhands to Rock, Paper, Scissors, ALWAYS choose Rock.