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Annoying Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #annoying


If you want to prevent abortions, you make sure everyone has health care, a high school education and birth control. Not the exact opposite.


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Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life.


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It's a good thing I'm awake for no reason.


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I hate it when I go to sleep and then I wake up.


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Life is meaningless. Everything fun is illegal, delicious food makes you fat and the Kardashians are celebrities.


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I think being a child really ruined being an adult for me.


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Guys, I figured out why NYC is the city that never sleeps. It's the techno music from the rooftop bar above my hotel room.


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I wish I didn't suck so bad at being a human being.


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Today's middle finger goes out to people who get exactly what they ask for and then have no idea how to treat it.


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Why can’t dumb people be fun like puppies and not tedious like babies?


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I can't go to heaven because I'm afraid of heights.


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"Just kidding!" is one of the biggest lies there is.


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If you don't like me, I'm cool with that, just don't pretend that you do.


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It seems that being so annoying is a talent.


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The sleep time I'll waste by being too lazy to get up and pee is mind boggling.


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It's such a disappointment when a good looking girl has a shitty personality.


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We stay up late every night. Regret it every morning. Then do it all over again.


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I never understood why guys leave their beautiful girlfriends for hoes that stay lookin like donkey from shrek


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So who's the prick that decided to cut out nap time after kindergarten?


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I respect you. I'll give you the truth and I don't care if you spit or swallow it.


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