Annoying Bashes

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It sucks how you can't be sociable and well-liked if you don't like singing along to 'Sweet Caroline'.

Its too early to be nice this morning.

Some people lie so much they begin to believe their own bullshit.

Oh, you cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca? Good choice.

I'll just set my expectations for the day on 'low.'

I wish ignoring people in real life was as simple as closing an app.

hey, reality.
it's nothing personal, but i think we need a break.

Guys, I figured out why NYC is the city that never sleeps. It's the techno music from the rooftop bar above my hotel room.

I hate the way people with ice-blue eyes are always trying to lock eyes with you, so they can hypnotize you and make you like them.

When I was young, my dad convinced me that the icecream truck only played music when it was out of icecream.

Well played, Dad, well played.

168 McDonald's monopoly pieces later, and all I won was heart disease.

Biggest lie of all time: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.

Jesus, Monday, at least let me get my pants on.

Can't wait to see what awkward moments I'll have deal with today.

If I say, "I'm fine" what I really mean is, "I'm barely controlling my rage."

I think everyone would appreciate how fast and angry I'm doing laundry right now.

It seems that being so annoying is a talent.

That scary moment when you're home alone & you feel like you're being watched.

There you are, feeling pretty good about yourself. Then you hear a recording of yourself talk.

The problem is not Mondays, it's the human species.