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Annoying Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #annoying


There you are, feeling pretty good about yourself. Then you hear a recording of yourself talk.


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Light snow in Philly this morning. Be sure to drive like a maniac like you've never seen the shit before.


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Guys, I figured out why NYC is the city that never sleeps. It's the techno music from the rooftop bar above my hotel room.


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My 1-year-old got butter in my hair. Just when I think she likes me, I learn she can't tell the difference between my head and toast.


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Life is meaningless. Everything fun is illegal, delicious food makes you fat and the Kardashians are celebrities.


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Why can’t dumb people be fun like puppies and not tedious like babies?


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When I was young, my dad convinced me that the icecream truck only played music when it was out of icecream.

Well played, Dad, well played.


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Jesus, Monday, at least let me get my pants on.


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Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life.


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That's funny, my horoscope didn't say ANYTHING about going to bed alone again.


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I wish I didn't suck so bad at being a human being.


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Breakups were more fun when you got to throw things at their head instead of just unfriending them on facebook.


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Romantic bubble bath for one, 'cause cats can't swim!


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The sleep time I'll waste by being too lazy to get up and pee is mind boggling.


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I hate it when I get a really cool new tattoo and then I find out that Rihanna just got exactly the same one.


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hey, reality.
it's nothing personal, but i think we need a break.


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Romance, action and funny. I want that in a man, not in a movie.


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Some people lie so much they begin to believe their own bullshit.


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It appears evolution is playing a nasty prank on us.


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There should be a breathalyzer for bad breath. Arrest those stinkers, they shouldn't be out in public anyway.


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