Annoying Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #annoying

Hey I like you, let's get to know each other and then ignore each other for no particular reason, because life can't be confusing enough.

As a fairly stubborn person, I can tell you that there is nothing more frustrating than an argument with an equally stubborn person.

Some people can just hop out of bed and immediately start their day, those people need to be hit with a shovel.

Romance, action and funny. I want that in a man, not in a movie.

That's funny, my horoscope didn't say ANYTHING about going to bed alone again.

Sucks when you think someone is ignoring and they finally respond as you begin to burn their house to the ground. Not my fault.

I love when people tell me how shitty the weather is like I didn't just drive to work in it.

An American telling me how to speak English is like Miley Cyrus telling Jimmy Page how to play the guitar

It's a good thing I'm awake for no reason.

In some ways this summer felt like a punishment for complaining about last winter.

I'd like to one day meet the mothers who allow their daughters to be on 'toddlers and tiaras' so I can vomit in their faces.

When I was young, my dad convinced me that the icecream truck only played music when it was out of icecream.

Well played, Dad, well played.

I can't go to heaven because I'm afraid of heights.

Breakups were more fun when you got to throw things at their head instead of just unfriending them on facebook.

I wish people would stop interrupting me when I'm trying to do nothing.

Its too early to be nice this morning.

People who are good looking, get good grades and are extremely sociable; stop it, everyone hates you.

Who needs sleep when you can stay awake banging your head against a wall.

Yea, I have my first hater. It's a shame he's a gutless little prick with no balls.

Biggest lie of all time: The doctor will be with you in a couple of minutes.