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At this point it seems like almost every movie was made specifically just to piss me off.
People that spell thanks "thanx" are morally horrible.
I'm going over to my neighbor's house to ask him if I can borrow my ladder back.
I wish people would stop interrupting me when I'm trying to do nothing.
Yea, I have my first hater. It's a shame he's a gutless little prick with no balls.
I hate waking up in the morning, knowing my school isn't Hogwarts.
Sometimes I regret being nice, apologizing when I didn't do anything wrong, and for making unworthy people a priority in my life.
I hate it when I go to sleep and then I wake up.
The annoying moment when your friend is a friend with the person you hate.
Who needs sleep when you can stay awake banging your head against a wall.
I’m so tired. Almost time to crawl into bed and not be able to sleep for three hours.
Romantic bubble bath for one, 'cause cats can't swim!
It's a good thing I'm awake for no reason.
There you are, feeling pretty good about yourself. Then you hear a recording of yourself talk.
The problem is not Mondays, it's the human species.
Jesus, Monday, at least let me get my pants on.
Politicians that act like they give a shit. Excuse me while I go throw up.
I'll just set my expectations for the day on 'low.'
I think my coworker's real job is being an idiot.
That's funny, my horoscope didn't say ANYTHING about going to bed alone again.