Bullshit Bashes
Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #bullshit
Intimidate a tree by waving a stack of papers at it.
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What is this sleeping you all speak of.
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He died doing what he loved: getting hit in the head with a hammer for using this joke format.
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I’m going to wait to buy a PS4, maybe in a few years when itgets rereleased as a cell phone.
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Weird to think that triangles didn't exist before the Illuminati.
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I wish I had a time machine so I could go back in time to eat dinner again.
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The solar eclipse only lasted two minutes and I didn't hear any women complaining about that.
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I usually answer my phone with "First!" and then gently hang up.
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Dear baby Jesus, please give me the strength to not eat two dinners tonight. Amen
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I can be pretty dumb sometimes but still pretty so whatever.
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If pizza rolls were bigger, we could use them as a pillow.
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Do people who own guns walk around the house with them and pretend they're Black & Decker power drills?
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Weird. My tears go up my face when I cry in Australia.
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I have a hard time falling asleep because I have a hard time putting my phone down.
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I think I've finally taken enough selfies to prove to everyone that I do in fact live in my bathroom.
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If they just made the inhalers look like cigarettes having asthma would be so much cooler.
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I’m pretty adventurous in bed.
Sometimes I sleep with three, maybe four pillows.
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Somewhere two dudes just ordered OJ at Waffle House but are calling it "BROJ" and high fiving.
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Kiss her in the middle of her sentence, girls love that shit.
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I shaved my beard and now people have stopped throwing change at me when I tie my shoes.
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