Dirty Bashes
Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #dirty
Don't hate yourself. There are plenty of people who'll do the hating for you.
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I'm not saying you're stupid but if you played rock-paper-scissors against Edward Scissorhands you would choose paper.
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The day you start being more interesting than my phone is the day I'll look up at you.
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My wife nearly crashed the car today.
Thankfully I remembered to hide the keys.
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Happiness is a state of being.
As is being a whiny arse.
Your call.
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Some of you are gross.
And by some of you, I mean most of you.
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I suddenly realized I have two kids and now I can't stop crying.
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Buy a clown fish. When your kids misbehave, you can threaten to lose Nemo all over again.
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If I don’t like you, I’ll always ask when the baby is due.
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Oh, you’re not a morning person? Well I’m not a people person and yet here you are.
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Not buying the story of this intern who says she slept with JFK. He could have had anyone & have you seen her? She's super old.
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When you're feeling sad because no one loves you remember that no one cares about that either.
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She said her name was Heather,which was funny, because she looked like a Bimbo.
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It’s cute when ugly people act like they have a lot of booty call options.
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If you don't want a sarcastic answer . . . then don't ask a stupid question.
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Guys will say and do anything to get into a woman's pants.
Women will say or do anything to get into a guy's pocket.
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Do you guys plan on celebrating Star Wars Day with your girlfriends? Oops, sorry.
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With a face like that, you should really work harder on your personality.
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You're just as useful as a RED LIGHT on Grand Theft Auto.
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Whenever I see a tennis player being interviewed I’m reminded that they don’t have to be smart they just have to hit a ball.
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