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Dirty Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #dirty


Numbers don't lie. That's why women aren't good at math.


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Madonna looks absolutely phenomenal for a 3000 year old mummified cat turd.


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I'm not saying you're stupid but if you played rock-paper-scissors against Edward Scissorhands you would choose paper.


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I think you breathe too much.


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With a face like that, you should really work harder on your personality.


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The day you start being more interesting than my phone is the day I'll look up at you.


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Don't hate yourself. There are plenty of people who'll do the hating for you.


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People that have dream catchers above their bed only dream that someday, someone, anywhere will love them.

...but alas, no one will.


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Some of you are gross.


And by some of you, I mean most of you.


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The grass is always greener, unless you're color blind. Or blind blind.


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I used to be like you, then I got a personality.


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Shut up, mom. I’m trying to make people feel small on the Internet by saying hurtful things under the guise of “telling it like it is”.


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i think maybe you bought your ego in a Walmart sale. it's big and of shitty quality.


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Buy a clown fish. When your kids misbehave, you can threaten to lose Nemo all over again.


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Me: Ur doing it again.
Him: Doing WHAT again?
Me: That thing.
Him: What thing?
Me: That thing u do that I HATE.
Him: WHAT?!
Me: Breathing.


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When the photo caption reads:

"I hope it's big enough."

It most certainly isn't.


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Made it through another day without dying? Congratulations! Here's some bills and another long, grueling work week.


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Whenever I kidnap deaf people and need to keep them quiet I just tape a pair of oven mitts to their hands.


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If you have a dream about a dream about a dream and Leonardo DiCaprio is in all of them, are you gay?


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She said her name was Heather,which was funny, because she looked like a Bimbo.


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