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Hate Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #hate


The problem with some people is that they’re breathing.


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I'm so tired of:
1. Fake friends
2. Drama
3. Liars
4. Being ignored
5. Getting hurt


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Sometimes I'll talk to people at work, just to remind myself to never do it again.


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Wake me up when you've finished using the ATM people who take forever using the ATM.


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I'm just gonna pretend some people don't exist today.


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"K." - people whose phones should be taken from them


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Apparently, you can hate someone just by how they sound like.


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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid


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We met, we talked, we flirted, I fell for you, I trusted you, you flirted with her, you ruined everything. End of story.


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I think I've fallen in hate with you.


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Whenever I see an Asian driving slow I roll down my window and yell "IT'S A RACE, NOT AN EXCUSE!".


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The only bad part about breaking up with someone is all the songs that you can never listen to again.


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Ok morning, we get it. You're horrible. Settle down.


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"Oh look it's snowing, time to strap on my boots and forget how to drive." - people


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Climb the career ladder they said. It'll be fun they said.


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Remember when I was good enough for you?


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I hate it when you're always there for people, but when you need someone, nobody's there for you.


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If they don't turn off the country Christmas music here at work, someone is going to end up being sodomized by the angel on top of the tree.


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Please give me another chance so I can show you how much I don’t love you.


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There's something magical about being up this early; black magic that is.


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