Hate Bashes

I think I've fallen in hate with you.

The problem with some people is that they’re breathing.

Climb the career ladder they said. It'll be fun they said.

Wake me up when you've finished using the ATM people who take forever using the ATM.

We met, we talked, we flirted, I fell for you, I trusted you, you flirted with her, you ruined everything. End of story.

There's something magical about being up this early; black magic that is.

Fuck those "Friends" who left you, fuck that asshole who hurt you, fuck that bitch who can't keep her mouth shut about you.

You are the personification of a behind-the-eye headache, toots. Well done, you.

I'm so tired of:
1. Fake friends
2. Drama
3. Liars
4. Being ignored
5. Getting hurt

Please give me another chance so I can show you how much I don’t love you.

"K." - people whose phones should be taken from them

Whenever I see an Asian driving slow I roll down my window and yell "IT'S A RACE, NOT AN EXCUSE!".

"Oh look it's snowing, time to strap on my boots and forget how to drive." - people

Apparently, you can hate someone just by how they sound like.

I hate anyone who's sleeping right now. I also hate you if you're awake.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times lets face it you're a jerk and I'm stupid

Sometimes I'll talk to people at work, just to remind myself to never do it again.

Remember when I was good enough for you?

Ok morning, we get it. You're horrible. Settle down.

I hate it when you're always there for people, but when you need someone, nobody's there for you.