Policy Bashes

My knob is purple, my balls are blue, it won't take me long, to cum inside you.

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“Let’s see how unpopular we can get.”- Congress

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If you're not part of the solution, you're probably part of the Tea Party.

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This is what happens when people who think the Earth is 6,000 years old are in charge of timekeeping.

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I used to wonder how politicians sleep at night, then I realized all they have to do is count the sheep that elected them.

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The government just wants the day off to play GTA online.

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