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The weather man (drug dealer) says I can have a white Christmas (cocaine) with plenty of trees (weed) and now I'm happy (broke)
Now that I'm sober, the fact Grandma actually HAD a rubber when I burst into her room and asked her for one last night is pretty disturbing.
Not rewinding your VHS movies after watching only the nude scenes when you were a kid was the original not clearing your browser history.
When you tell Alec Baldwin to make himself at home he pours a bag of cocaine into a bottle of wine and then beats your kids with a broom
Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet... it takes a Chinese newborn an extra three hours to make their goddamned shoes.
That kid ran right out in front of a car, but I couldn't think of a safe word to yell in time.
This lady's kid. . . wow. . .looks like her dad is her cousin AND her grandpa. . . also, there MAY have been meth involved. . .
I'm thinking about getting a treasure map to nowhere tattooed on my back so even in death I can disappoint my son.
Yo mama's so fat she probably has trouble finding men to sleep w/ her, especially after the messy divorce.
Sorry about your family.
Kids don't listen! I've told mine a hundred times to fall off the top of the slide during recess so we can sue the school.