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Sad Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #sad


Just once, I want to be hard to leave. I want someone staying up all night thinking only of me.


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It's like Mom always says, "your brother is my favorite."


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Serious question: Why does nobody deliver tacos?


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Sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for, are the ones behind the trigger.


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Maybe I'm over you. Maybe I've moved on. Maybe I like someone else, but maybe, I'm just a really good liar.


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When you push everyone away, you're left with the one person who is hurting you the most.


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Oh, my feelings? Yeah, don't worry about those. No one else does.


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Same lies, different person.


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"What if boogers were all pieces of brain?" Shelby asked the darkened room. But there would be no answer.


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When the person you once thought will stay with you forever becomes a person you should soon forget about.


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It's weird how you can go from talking everyday to not talking at all.


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It's hard to lose weight because cupcakes.


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"I'm good at falling in love with people I cant have."


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She likes him. He likes her. Everyone knows. Except them.


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If you buy taco shells & they're broken inside, that means you're not loved.


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Easy tip for remembering someone's name: be crushingly rejected by them when you are fifteen.


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He saw you. He met you. He wanted you. He liked you. He chased you. He got you. He had you. He got bored of you. He left you. He broke you.


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Checking your old pictures is great to remind you how happy you were and how miserable you are now.


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So deep in the friend zone that you've met her boyfriends parents.


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I'm strong enough to get through this without you. What hurts is I truly believed I had finally found friends that wouldn't leave me alone.


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