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Sad Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #sad


If you buy taco shells & they're broken inside, that means you're not loved.


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When you love someone, its never over. You move on because you have to, but you take them with you in your heart.


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It's funny how they call it getting up in the morning when all it does is bring me down.


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When you push everyone away, you're left with the one person who is hurting you the most.


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I repeat the punch line instead of laughing because I'm dead inside.


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Dying is just another way to leave the ones you love.


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All the restaurants are closed today so I have to starve to death.


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The word "infinite" comes to an end much sooner than it should.


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Serious question: Why does nobody deliver tacos?


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Oh, my feelings? Yeah, don't worry about those. No one else does.


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Easy tip for remembering someone's name: be crushingly rejected by them when you are fifteen.


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The saddest thing I have ever seen is watching my son trying to carve an X- Box out of a lump of coal.


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When a song that made you smile turns into a song that makes you cry.


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Just once, I want to be hard to leave. I want someone staying up all night thinking only of me.


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Christmas is so close. I can almost smell the mistletoe I'm not going to be kissed under.


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I miss my childhood, no homework, no wake up early, no exam, no stress, no problems in life.


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Same lies, different person.


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Merry Christmas, imaginary friends.


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If happiness is a choice, I guess it decided not to choose me.


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No stress, no worries, just fun, I miss my childhood.


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