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Sad Bashes

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I'm the back up friend. People only talk to me when they need someone to talk to. When they need me, they lean on me. Then they leave.


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Checking your old pictures is great to remind you how happy you were and how miserable you are now.


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So we ignore each other & pretend the other person doesn't exist but deep down, we both know it wasn't supposed to end like this.


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I miss my childhood, no homework, no wake up early, no exam, no stress, no problems in life.


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It's funny how they call it getting up in the morning when all it does is bring me down.


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Maybe I'm over you. Maybe I've moved on. Maybe I like someone else, but maybe, I'm just a really good liar.


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Missing someone who doesn't miss you back in return is probably one of the worst feelings anyone can feel.


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Easy tip for remembering someone's name: be crushingly rejected by them when you are fifteen.


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When you love someone, its never over. You move on because you have to, but you take them with you in your heart.


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All the restaurants are closed today so I have to starve to death.


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It's like Mom always says, "your brother is my favorite."


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I'm strong enough to get through this without you. What hurts is I truly believed I had finally found friends that wouldn't leave me alone.


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It's hard to lose weight because cupcakes.


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"I'm good at falling in love with people I cant have."


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He saw you. He met you. He wanted you. He liked you. He chased you. He got you. He had you. He got bored of you. He left you. He broke you.


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Oh, my feelings? Yeah, don't worry about those. No one else does.


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"What if boogers were all pieces of brain?" Shelby asked the darkened room. But there would be no answer.


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If you can't tell me you love me, go away.


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A man never forgets the woman he couldn't have.


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The best part about Monday mornings is that less people notice my tears.


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