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Sad Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #sad


Some of you people are raising the next generation of human beings.

Scary shit


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Maybe I'm over you. Maybe I've moved on. Maybe I like someone else, but maybe, I'm just a really good liar.


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He saw you. He met you. He wanted you. He liked you. He chased you. He got you. He had you. He got bored of you. He left you. He broke you.


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No stress, no worries, just fun, I miss my childhood.


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I repeat the punch line instead of laughing because I'm dead inside.


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If happiness is a choice, I guess it decided not to choose me.


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A round of applause to all those souls who fell asleep crying, and woke up today as if nothing had happened.


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The word "infinite" comes to an end much sooner than it should.


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Don't ever let a guy build you up with words. Because the higher you are, the harder you fall. And trust me, you always fall.


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The saddest thing I have ever seen is watching my son trying to carve an X- Box out of a lump of coal.


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Sometimes it's hard to accept that all we're ever going to be is friends.


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Merry Christmas, imaginary friends.


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So we ignore each other & pretend the other person doesn't exist but deep down, we both know it wasn't supposed to end like this.


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I hate when my boyfriend's snoring wakes me up and then I realize it was my snoring and I don't have a boyfriend and I'm going to die alone.


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Dying is just another way to leave the ones you love.


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Why am I still awake? Because life is awful.


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Honestly, I feel really stupid for holding onto thing that just keep on hurting me.


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A man never forgets the woman he couldn't have.


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The best part about Monday mornings is that less people notice my tears.


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If you buy taco shells & they're broken inside, that means you're not loved.


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