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Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #sex
We were the sperm who got to the egg first. It was our first victorious moment and I'm proud to be here with everyone else who made it too!
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It still pisses me off that I didn't learn that the nerdy girls were the kinky ones in bed until after high school.
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I love playing hide the salami! :)
Except when I forget where I hid it and it starts to smell rotten.
I might be doing it wrong :(
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If I were a pair of panties, I'd be the ones you threw out the car window on the way home from a one night stand.
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The worst thing that can happen when you invite someone over to "watch a movie" is actually watching a movie.
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I feel like this guy at the bar wearing the denim vest is just throwing his 36 years of virginity and carefree lifestyle in my face.
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I've been here so long that I now think that every compliment from a man means, "I want to put my boner in you."
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After a stripper collects her tips from all the tables she goes in the back and licks the money clean.
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