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Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #sex
Always take your first dates out to eat ribs, if they can’t get their fingers dirty they’ll never put them where you want them.
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After a stripper collects her tips from all the tables she goes in the back and licks the money clean.
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I love playing hide the salami! :)
Except when I forget where I hid it and it starts to smell rotten.
I might be doing it wrong :(
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It still pisses me off that I didn't learn that the nerdy girls were the kinky ones in bed until after high school.
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If I were a pair of panties, I'd be the ones you threw out the car window on the way home from a one night stand.
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Sent my wife an e-vite to "Party in my pants" for tonight. She responded with a "maybe".
I'll take it.
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Whether lying under a Christmas tree or lying under a man you get the same results. You get pricked and balls hang in your face.
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Met my new neighbor and she thinks my boyfriend is my Dad.
Ha, that's funny and disturbing and I already had intimacy issues and shoot me.
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I've been here so long that I now think that every compliment from a man means, "I want to put my boner in you."
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We were the sperm who got to the egg first. It was our first victorious moment and I'm proud to be here with everyone else who made it too!
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