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Useless Bashes

Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #useless

In Calama, das liegt in der Atacama Wüste in Chile, hat es noch nie geregnet.

A group of whales is called a pod.

Los Angeles und San Francisco rutschen jedes Jahr um 6,35cm enger zusammen, weil sie beide auf gegenüberliegenden Seiten der San Andreas Spalte liegen.

Men have nipples because every fetus is female until the Y chromosome kicks in.

It's weird that dogs have balls too.


I've lived with sensitive women for so long that I don't even feel comfortable calling my salsa chunky anymore.


Ein Kugelschreiber reicht aus für etwa 50000 Worte.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame Street were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life"

Camel's milk does not curdle.

Ein McDonald's Strohhalm kann 7,7ml Getränk halten, oder etwa anderthalb Teelöffel voll.

The older I get, the more I favor Luigi.


I bought my wife a bunch of phallic foods to hint at what I want for Valentines Day.

She made oysters for dinner.


The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.

I'm too lazy to block anybody. Simply ignoring you takes no effort at all.


In Article 1, Section 10 of the US Constitution, the word "its" is misspelled as "it's".

While a YouTube video is loading, you can start a game of Snake by pressing the UP arrow on your keyboard.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

The Spanish word esposa means “wife.” The plural, esposas, means “wives,” but also “handcuffs".

In China, a man hired virtual 'assassins' to kill his son's World of Warcraft character to stop him playing.

Currently one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

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