Useless Bashes

I'm too lazy to block anybody. Simply ignoring you takes no effort at all.

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If you're afraid of being happy because you think something bad is going to happen soon, you suffer from 'Cherophobia'.

In den Anden wird die Zeit oft daran gemessen, wie lange es dauert eine Zigarette zu rauchen.

Ein Kugelschreiber reicht aus für etwa 50000 Worte.

If you're naughty enough it's worth getting nothing.

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In Article 1, Section 10 of the US Constitution, the word "its" is misspelled as "it's".

Sure is a good thing chickens don't get breast cancer.

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Dinosaur grandparents probably made racist remarks about mammals as their grandkids listened in horror.

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Eating 50 bananas will give you the same dose of radiation as 1 dental xray.

The last execution by guillotine in France was in 1977.

Growing up, my mom said I'd never be a ninja, despite what I tried.

Well guess what Halloween costume just came in the mail, mom! SUCK IT!

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The Dalmatian is the only dog that gets gout.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.

we are ALL staring at computer screens, we have SO much in common.

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Sir, you can't bring that bazooka into the building.

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"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

A group of frogs is called an army.

Every religion I’ve ever studied has, at its center, the idea that we should love each other. Every church I’ve ever seen corrupts this.

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Los Angeles und San Francisco rutschen jedes Jahr um 6,35cm enger zusammen, weil sie beide auf gegenüberliegenden Seiten der San Andreas Spalte liegen.

Shaving, because nobody likes to find hair in their meal.

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