Useless Bashes

FUN FACT: The inventor of the watch accidentally invented hypnotism while presenting to the patent office.

While a YouTube video is loading, you can start a game of Snake by pressing the UP arrow on your keyboard.

If you're naughty enough it's worth getting nothing.

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Dark Side of the moon (ein Pink Floyd Album) blieb 741 Wochen auf den Top 200 Billboard Charts – das sind 14 Jahre.

J.K. Rowling didn't write "The End", she wrote "All was well", because the magic never ends.

Sure is a good thing chickens don't get breast cancer.

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I bought my wife a bunch of phallic foods to hint at what I want for Valentines Day.

She made oysters for dinner.

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America, where they've totally ruined the baseball cap for the rest of us.

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In Papua, New Guinea, gibt es Dörfer, die nur 8km voneinander entfernt liegen, wo aber eine andere Sprache gesprochen wird.

we are ALL staring at computer screens, we have SO much in common.

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"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt".

In China, a man hired virtual 'assassins' to kill his son's World of Warcraft character to stop him playing.

A kick in the nuts is above 9000 del (units) of pain, which is similar to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.

The Spanish word esposa means “wife.” The plural, esposas, means “wives,” but also “handcuffs".

She adored her new pet. Docile, clean, attentive and not scared of wet places. She thought that after all, it wasn't so cumbersome, a man.

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I hate when rappers rhyme a word with the same word.

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Sometime after the end of the Second Wizarding War, Ron and Hermione married and had two children, Rose and Hugo Weasley.

If you are 6 feet 2 inches tall, then you are taller than 94% of the world.

I'm too lazy to block anybody. Simply ignoring you takes no effort at all.

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I am not going to do anything reproductive today. 

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