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In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.



The people who complain on social media are more likely to suffer from depression, anxiety, and stress.



Someone asked me if I wanted to be American; I'm delaying on my answer. Sure, I want to improve on my narcissism but I don't want to be fat.


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In China, a man hired virtual 'assassins' to kill his son's World of Warcraft character to stop him playing.



Los Angeles' full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula"



If you're naughty enough it's worth getting nothing.


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No real real man needs a woman and no real woman needs a man. Learn to make it solo


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Los Angeles und San Francisco rutschen jedes Jahr um 6,35cm enger zusammen, weil sie beide auf gegenüberliegenden Seiten der San Andreas Spalte liegen.



I bought my wife a bunch of phallic foods to hint at what I want for Valentines Day.

She made oysters for dinner.


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A man claims he is selling evidence that Nicolas Cage is a vampire for $1 million dollars.



Eating 50 bananas will give you the same dose of radiation as 1 dental xray.



Our minivan has nine cup holders and they're all filled to the brim with chewed gum and chicken bones.


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In Calama, das liegt in der Atacama Wüste in Chile, hat es noch nie geregnet.



The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.



Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks or it will digest itself.



The last execution by guillotine in France was in 1977.



In den Anden wird die Zeit oft daran gemessen, wie lange es dauert eine Zigarette zu rauchen.



Sometime after the end of the Second Wizarding War, Ron and Hermione married and had two children, Rose and Hugo Weasley.



FUN FACT: The inventor of the watch accidentally invented hypnotism while presenting to the patent office.



FACT: 75% of Filipinos pronounce “touch screen” as “touch creen”.




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