No subscription or hidden extras
Read the best funny quotes and bashes with tag #wtf
The reason they used to sacrifice virgins was that they wanted to hang on to the ones who put out.
#wtf
Pretty cool to think that in the future we won't have to wear pants anymore because we're dead.
#wtf
It is so awkward when a guy decides to use the urinal right next to the sink I’m taking a dump in.
#wtf
I just used a Compressed Gas Duster can on my keyboard & blew out 3 Marlboros & an entire jelly donut.
#wtf
I ran into an ex of mine today. The cops call it "Vehicular Homicide" but I call it "best road trip ever."
#wtf
"Hey Ash, is your mom still single? Here's a Pokedex, go catch all the Pokémon in the world." - Professor Oak
#wtf
Sometimes I order chicken breast as 'chicken titties', just to let the waitress know I'm down for whatever.
#wtf
Was smoking in the park and saw an owl staring at me. Turns out I was high and it was just a homeless midget in a potato sack.
#wtf