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I recently went to a new doctor and noticed he was located in something called the Professional Building. I felt better right away. ↗

— George Carlin

#better #building #called #doctor #felt

I get on the floor, and I can do things a woman a fifth my age can't do. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#fifth #floor #get #i #i can

It never occurred to me that I looked like a movie star. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#like #looked #me #movie #movie star

So I got caught up in the same wave as everybody else and went right out to Hollywood, to make movies. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#else #everybody #everybody else #got #hollywood

The next thing that happened to me was that I, we, were living in Paris where I then grew up. ↗

— Kitty Carlisle

#happened #i #living #me #next

I am really only interested in new information, not freelance opinion. I don't really care what you think off the top of your head. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#care #freelance #head #i #i am

I was up late last night yapping about the elections on CNN and up early this morning doing the same thing in my daughter's kindergarten class. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#class #cnn #daughter #doing #early

If it was up to the U.N., Saddam Hussein would still be killing his own people. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#hussein #killing #own #people #saddam

In the absence of evidence, superstition. It's a Middle Ages thing. That's my theory anyway. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#ages #anyway #evidence #middle #middle ages

The Clinton era is over. I think that there would even have been a certain amount of rejoicing among some Republicans if Gore had won or if Ralph Nader had won or if Satan had won. ↗

— Tucker Carlson

#amount #been #certain #clinton #era